Loss jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Someone stole my balls :(
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.