Loss jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.