Loss jokes
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."