Loss jokes
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.