Loss

Loss Jokes

Dog

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

Orphan

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

Orphan

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Orphan

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

Morgue

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Orphan

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

Orphan

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...