Loss jokes
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Orphan, sorry.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.