Loss jokes
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.