What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
I don't know, I don't have one.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
