I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Hairline got repossessed.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
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What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
