Loss

Loss jokes

Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing, let them wait for their parents.

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  • Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.

    What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

    I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

    Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

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  • What's the difference between me and cancer?

    My dad didn't beat cancer.

    My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

    She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"