Loss

Loss Jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."

Dog

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

Diet

A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."

People

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

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  • Orphan

    What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

    If you throw them, they both will never come back.

    Sole

    Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

    Many soles were lost.

    Orphan

    An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.

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  • Finger

    Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?

    Never mind, it’s too pointless.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."

    Aunt

    Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.

    Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.

    Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.

    Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.

    Orphan

    On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

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  • Dad

    Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.

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