Loss jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."