Loss jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"