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mike69 · 2 years ago
  • I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

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    Emo

    hotmoms.com · 4 years ago
  • What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

    They both hang with trees.

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    Anonymous · 7 years ago
  • I speak for the trees.

    *Trees whisper in my ear*

    They said six million wasn't enough.

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