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Lol Jokes

Eagle

Why is the bald eagle bald?

Because it has no hair.

It has feathers. LOL.

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  • Updog

    Me: Hey Joe, updog.

    Joe: What?

    Me: Updog.

    Joe: What's updog?

    *Facepalms*

    Me: Lol in the corner.

    Mirror

    One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Lol

    Gay

    Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

    Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

    Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

    Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

    Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

    LOL xD

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  • Guy

    A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

    I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

    Dog

    Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

    Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

    Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

    Down Syndrome

    Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

    Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

    Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

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  • Number

    Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL