What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
I farted. LOL.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
Teacher: Donβt run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now heβs a mashed potato.
Send toe pics lol :)
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL