Me lol
Lol these jokes have been heard millions of times
I'm an orphan, lol.
i watch gay porn :) LOL
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!Lol
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast! Get it Lol
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos
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Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk.... But then never came back lol😅
I asked a kid were there parents were.... Lol
dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
why do people enjoy orphan jokes! lol.... I LOVE IT >: )
you are so fat bob the builder sad i cant fix it LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.
Bootylicious lol
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka ( holy spirit) is to control us , take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time! Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing thier big speach, thier excuse of them hiding this whole time. Lol, Surprise! Joke being on them. As we all stand there and are there to judge them. Doing what they said they were made for. Taking our eternal life back from satan and the devil and sending them to thier home they created themselves! HELL! P.S. With a little extra punishments !
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored I draw on my hands with pen, well this guy walks up to me and says “ you know I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself” and so without thinking I said “ well I’ve already got those so I think I’m fine.... 😳he looked concerned. Oops lol
This joke is short or is it🍭 that your LOL lipop
What is a fish without an eye??? A fsh LOL
