Lol jokes
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Me lol.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
I'm an orphan, lol.
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol