Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What does a Cheetah like to eat... Fast Food lol
Me lol
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
I'm an orphan, lol.
i watch gay porn :) LOL
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast! Get it Lol
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos
(lol)
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
