How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs π€£π€£ LOL
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? π€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈ
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
a 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. her: " crap! my mom is going to kill me!"
the fetus : "lol same here"
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
my parents are dead lol said the orphan
Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a like if you LOL at this joke!
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Like if you LOL every time π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
When I saw u it instantly made me cry LOL
