Lol jokes
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.