If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
you live in the airport
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
the doctor said i had 2 years to live so i shot him the warden gave me 50 problem solved
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
