the doctor said i had 2 years to live so i shot him the warden gave me 50 problem solved
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Anakin Skywalker: I dont like sand *also him* Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
why are fish smart
they live i a school
I Lick poo for a living... You?
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don't make you OD.
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
ALYA I NEED TO TALK TO YOU NOW IF YOU DONT REPLY I WILL KERMIT THE NOT LIVING AND IF YOU DONT THINK I WILL I WILL POST YOUR ONLYFANS PHOTOS I GET EVERY MONTH FOR $5.99 A WEEK ( HIGH PRICE IF YOU ASK ME)
Yesterday i tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were and that made her cry harder. So then i adked her where her house was and she said with tears "i dont have one" so i got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was a orphaninch.
To Tina: hi Love, your my oldest, and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live: I luvv you so much, my sweetest dearest darling.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
why are fish smart
they live in a school
Whats the difference between crazy people and regular people.
We don't live in their heads
If I had a coin for every time someone said "If I had a coin" I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
My dignity to live
There's a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
