Die

😎

Little Johnny died

Shooting

🦊🦊🦊🦊

Teacher:tell me a moral story Little Johny:once my grandfather was in WW2.he saw everyone praising to kill him.for example we should sneak up and kill him,we get the helicopter above and shoot him from there.my grandfather heard this,he got his gun and shot them all Teacher:what is the moral even? Little Johny:never plan to kill my grandfather

Hang

Anonymous

little johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him “give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back.” to which the robber says “FUCK YOU I don’t wanna.” little johnny calls the police and says " A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse. the police said “how old are you.” little johnny then hangs up the phone

Name

oni-chan

little johnny name is little johnny

Girl

Wow

One day johnny told his dad this girl in his class who liked him he thoe she was cute she sead aw your like candy he doesn’t say any thing he sead why don’t u think I am sweat like candy little Johnny say well some time I get a tooth ake and it hurt so I stop eating it like I stobed liking u

Little John

Anonymous

What does A say to ss?

We are the perfect couple. We make Ass.

Fat

Anonymous

i love eating hisokas fat juicy c0ck

Morning

Little Johnny at school

teacher: Ok class good morning we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make. Teacher : ok what sound dose a pig make Class: a cow says mo mo teacher: good Teacher: what dose a sheep make? Class: A sheep say’s maa maaa Teacher: Good ! now what dose a pig say little johnny:A pig says put your hands up and get agenst the wall you stupid mother fucke*

War

Anonymous

what do you call a person who died in war? Little Johnny.

Grandma

Anonymous

So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help

Morning

little johnny gets in trouble

teacher: Ok class good morning we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make. Teacher : ok what sound dose a pig make Class: a cow says mo mo teacher: good Teacher: what dose a sheep make? Class: A sheep say’s maa maaa Teacher: Good ! now what dose a pig say little johnny:A pig says put your hands up and get agenst the wall youblack mother fucke*

Pants

Caitlyn Cherry

Lil Johnny went to school said teacher if you let me poop my pants I will let you have my dad and his money will you do it Mrs.Johnson

Nut

Anonymous

Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night’s alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that’s my son and so he Yank on it

Jesus

Anonymous

Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker Pussy, asshole, cunt Mother fuckin’ dirty whore, shat onto my lunch Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick Jesus Harold Christ Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt

Dude

Etehi29e

I was all liek sune dude little Johnny is Big boobs

Little John

Anonymous

Hi 🙋‍♀️ I’m going back home ii

Drunk

drunk johnny

little johnny fucked a girl ran away fucked another ran went to the strip club got a private dance he has sex with them fucking ran yelled to some random bitch ass guy fuck him hes a bitch he bends down they have sex on the street they go home have sex little johnny wakes up questions himself fucking does it again he goes to the strip club fucks some more people when he is drunk questions himself some more then tries phone sex but his dick is to small

Little John

Anonymous

What dose a pickle look like a pp

Finger

Anonymous

Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was home sick so the teacher said yes and a few seconds later little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in he bellybutton and she said yes a few seconds later she moaned and felt so good but it was not his finger of putting it down her bellybutton it was his dick and her penis

Sadness

Anonymous

little johnny dad was drunk and told him to grow up and he sad stfu you need to be young you big ass bitch