What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights I hung something else instead
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF" How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
i told my emo gf do you like the lights oh wait she ain.t got any
What is Micheal Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
Why is death taken so lightly? Because you can take it so quickly.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch
whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Your so white that when I turn off of the lights you were a night light
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
Yo mama so dumb when she looked at the light she said why is the sun so close to me
Which ones super super corny? 🤨🤨
.What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue
2. What's blue and super hard to see
Dark blue (🤔)
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
Cuz he was in need of a light snack!
As the car is crashed, "I see a light"
What do you get when you light stephen hawking on fire. A fried pc
what did the lampshade say to the light bulb? you brighten my day.
