wow this group is a joke like my life.
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
People want to be nice to each other, because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
history teacher: They had a temporary cure for the disease , but it would be years before the found a cure for life. Student: I need that.
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever
My life
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
my lfe
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
My life lmao.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
life is all it matters
