Life jokes
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.