Life

Life jokes

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.