New Life Jokes - Page 28 - Worst Jokes Ever

Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl

David: Isn't that illegal

Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in

David: I hate my Life

Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

I hate life and I'm gay

what's the difference between me and an old man no one pulled my life support

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What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?

Both their parents were separated.

My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

Get a head in life by decapitating someone.

Everyone says Kenny has an easy life. I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

wanna hear a short joke? well duh I mean that's why you're on here.... well hear one... My Life

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Beast joke ever: my life................................oh wait i dont have one...

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

They're both pointless.

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!! Orphan: What! No! Please no! Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!!