Length jokes

My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"

What is long, yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of orphans.

Tojo

A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.

The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.

The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.

The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"

The bartender agrees without hesitation.

The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.

"WTF!" the man shouts.

The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"

Nivedh jha

The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.

Sui

I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

Queen Boberta

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?

A meter stick.

Anonymous imapmf

What's stiff and 6 inches long?

SIDS.

vincent age 11

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Randomizer

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

What is long and not hairy?

The conga line in the cancer department.

i want to eat 3.14159265

I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.

He was a great πthon.

anonymous

What’s ten feet long and bald?

The conga line in the cancer ward.