I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
