Legless jokes
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
I have no legs.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."