Legless jokes

Race

Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

Because everybody already left.

  • 1
  • Field

    What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

    A jammy cunt.

    Prank

    I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

    Cow

    What do you call a legless cow?

    Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.