Legless jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
I have no legs.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.