Legless jokes
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.