Legless jokes
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.