Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
what do you call a legless table nothing
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
