What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Legless Jokes
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
