Legless jokes
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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