Legless jokes

What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?

They are both legless.

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

A jammy cunt.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

Because everybody already left.