If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
hey im not forcing you to learn the force
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
