Supervisor jokes

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

I am your leader.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"

God, I love working at orphanages!

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.