I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
I am your leader
I saw a kid crying and I told him where are his parents?
God, I love working at orphanages
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
after a week of this she can't stand it any longer. the woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why?
