Supervisor

Supervisor jokes

Job Interview

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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  • Sign

    I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

    Portal

    Me walking in to the office:

    Principal: Tell me what you did?

    Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

    Orphanage

    I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"

    God, I love working at orphanages!

    Orphanage

    I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

    Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

    Harassment

    After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

    The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.