Supervisor jokes
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
I am your leader.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Sup?
Priest
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.