Supervisor jokes

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

I am your leader.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"

God, I love working at orphanages!

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *pauses porn* Why?