I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
I am your leader.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
