What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys Devil-ed eggs! š
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
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whats black blue and red laying in ditch you after you disrespect me
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs: a eggoppnitos
Roses are red violets are purple lay in my bed so I can suck youāre nurple.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
Ryan I layed out more jokes than you have crying about me!
you so ugly the densest told you to lay face down
She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
when i get home from school i always lay on my floor crying and wishing i was deid.
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a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
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A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down: TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY".OK!!!
Husband and wife are crossing the street, the husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: So you see Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man turns and looks to wife, but she is not there!
Man: Dolly? Dolly!
Man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street
Man: Dolly!
