Laughter jokes
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.