Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
