Laughter jokes

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”

“No.”

“Neither have they.”

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

Kid: Sure.

Mom: Knock knock.

Kid: Who's there?

Mom: Not yo.

Kid: Not yo who?

Mom: Not yo father.

Kid: Not yo husband either.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

TommyInnit is a joke.

I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.

Me: Want to hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

Friend: What's funny about that?

Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

Wow, why so many of the same joke?

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Why do orphans love chips?

Because they're all family sized.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.