Laughter jokes

“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”

“No.”

“Neither have they.”

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

Kid: Sure.

Mom: Knock knock.

Kid: Who's there?

Mom: Not yo.

Kid: Not yo who?

Mom: Not yo father.

Kid: Not yo husband either.

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

TommyInnit is a joke.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.

Me: Want to hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

Friend: What's funny about that?

Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

Why do orphans love chips?

Because they're all family sized.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.