Laughter

Laughter jokes

Mom

  • Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

    Kid: Sure.

    Mom: Knock knock.

    Kid: Who's there?

    Mom: Not yo.

    Kid: Not yo who?

    Mom: Not yo father.

    Kid: Not yo husband either.

    Mum

  • Me: Want to hear a joke?

    Friend: Sure.

    Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

    Friend: What's funny about that?

    Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

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  • Orphan

  • Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

    We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

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  • Orphan

  • I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

    Video

  • I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

    It really gave me a hard time indeed.

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  • Kid

  • I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.