I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Why do orphans love chips ,Because there all family sized
I saw a kid crying i asked him whats wrong,where are your parents. They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Cause everyone says go big or go home
i am dark humour
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
I have many jokes about unemploymed people- sadly none of them work
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
