A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
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Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job
Man: okay tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings. Me: okay so an Asian...
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Knock knock whos there kid kid who kidnap you
Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: sure Kid:why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no Me:?
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you. LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
tell an orphan: if u got no parents clap your hands
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What goes hahaha bonk A man laughing his head off
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
I beat up a blind kid but he says hes the strongest he never saw that one!
I did a nock nock jock to an orphan i said nock nock he said who is there and i said not tour parentes
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.
