What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is brokenđ
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasnât funny to you, then your hard boiled, thatâs all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like âYouâve gotta be KITTEN me.â Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didnât? Oh, alright, thatâs okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didnât the skeleton ask the girl out? He didnât have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didnât make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food! *LAUGH*
Iâm working on a good pun but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I donât have a clou.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth... I don't have any now.
Why does barry bannan laugh when he plays football.
Because the grass tickles his balls coz hes so short
What camel has 3 humps?....a pregnant one -window cleaner laugh-
what do you call a fake noodle....An imposta [hysterical laugh]
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
Whatâs black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
Whatâs black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of "do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
