F1, F2, F3 do you know whatβs after F3?
- F4, F U then last F U Q
What was Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal Iβve had in weeks
when a lady gets marries what does she borrow? She borrows her husband last name?
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg": "I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing with out a few ice Bergs".
Why did the adpaded kid eat the last cookie because he was the only one left to adopt everyone hated him
We were talking about ancient ruins last week so I said they can ruin your day!!!ππ€£
i remember my sons last words: i stubbed my toe
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Nether does he
last last now everyobdy go chop breakfast
What were pual walker last words
Hey that trees growing
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there little balls
A asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son he instantly picks the cooker and says "HE GOT A B+ IN MATHS LAST WEEK HES A FAILURE"
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"IM ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS,!"
Q)what was the last pizza delivery to 9/11? A)2 large planes.