It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language. Weird. Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
how did pioneers name Canada they put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three the first one was c EH the second one was n EH the last letter was d EH that's how they named c EH n EH d EH
the last time i ever made a joke was just now.
there was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time) so i said i made a chemical reaction with his mom last night reaction with
My boyfriend and i were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet. All our friends were shocked when i went into the boys bathroom with him.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only had a croc pot
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Once in 4th grade Rn I told a random tree Hey my day is bad rn can we hang later? The tree said: Yeah we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
why did stephen die so early. he didn't use lone lasting batteries
you know how girls say i whould have sex with u if u were the last person on earth well whos gonna stop me
Ok,ok who is trying to be my "long lost brother" because last time i checked I didn't have any sisters or brothers so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up a lot of other people already know u are fake so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
What was the last thing to go through princess Diana’s head before she died? The steering wheel
Why cant orphans go on vacation
The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
i remeber my grandma last words what are you doing with that axe
What were Stephen hocking's last words?? Error, error, error System shutting down
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
