Last will jokes
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Memes
WJE iceberg
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.