Last will jokes

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

I remember my grandfather's last words:

"Are you holding the ladder?"

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

Last night I slipped on a banana.

My friend said it was a-peeling!

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."