Last will jokes

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

I remember my grandfather's last words:

"Are you holding the ladder?"