Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Language Jokes
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
in (DYM 102).
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Person: Why? You: No.
Sure?
Oral
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
