Language jokes
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Hana?
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Two (DYM 112)
Hoe?
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.