Language jokes
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Like (DYM 148).
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Gwen can talk, please?
Chupapi Muñañyo
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Hana?