Language jokes
Orphan or like or-pan?
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Like (DYM 148).
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Gwen can talk, please?
Chupapi Muñañyo