Language jokes
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Like (DYM 148).
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Gwen can talk, please?
Chupapi Muñañyo
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹