Language jokes
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Shut the f*ck up.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Butter believe it.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
A B C D E F GUN.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Caca.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Innit.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.