Language jokes
Shut the f*ck up.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Butter believe it.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
A B C D E F GUN.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Caca.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Innit.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Pulp is a palindrome.
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How do you spell "I. P. With U?"