When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Labor Jokes
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
