I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Me: September is here!
[labor day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day) “Wake me up when September ends!
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins the doctor said but the lady was like
The lady: ugh why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl not a boy to just a girl!!!!!!!,!
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma the man who was in labor died the two babys got a nanny a evil one the nanny killed the babys on there first birthday
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
what day is labor day? its the day mommies have there babies.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.
The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
