New Labor Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.

So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."

what do you call an orphan at a construction site?

child labor

Labor party.

What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?

Screw you!

I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.

A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

Other person: Yes.

Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

I cry when I chop up onions.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.

A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."

A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.