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Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.