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So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.

A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.

A gay man offers him a drink.

The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.

"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."

The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.

Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.

They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"

He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."

So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"

Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?

They both have cum in it.

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    • Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.

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    • Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

    You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.

    But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.

    So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

    Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

    You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

    Who's the bus driver?

    You will never nose [know].

    My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

    I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

    How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

    I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.

    Monkey: What ya doing?

    Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."

    Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."

    Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

    They replied, "I don’t know."

    I said, "Fsh."

    When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."

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    • Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

    What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

    I don't know.