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It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.