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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.