Know jokes
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.