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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.