Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.