Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
me:knock knock friend:whos there me:impation feminest friend:impati-- me:why dont we have equal pay YETTTTTTT
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke
Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Knock knock whos there your mother duh
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Sarah.
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
9-11 was a round of clash of clands they knocked down 2 towers not 3
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over there blocks? 9/11.
Knock Knock Hows thre Gay Gay who Ur gay
Knock knock Who's there? I did ap. I did ap who ( I did a poo ) EEWW you did a poo???
some kid with parents "knock knock" "orphan'' whose there? some kid with parents "not your parents"
your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Knock knock, Whos there? child, Child who? Child Millissa!
Why do koalas so cool bc/because lama said knock you out
