Knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.