Knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.