Knock

Knock jokes

Door

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

Door

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

Bob

Bob has no arms.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"It's not Bob."

Salesman

Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"

Poo

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita poo let me in!

Feminist

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Impatient feminist.

Friend: Impati--

Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.

Steve

Villager: KNOCK KNOCK

Steve: Who's there?

Villager: I'm not talking anymore.

Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Orange

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

Shooter

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.