Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
Knock knock. Who's there? Por que. Por que who? "That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?