Knock knock

Knock-knock jokes

Pencil

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Oh, never mind, it's pointless.

Drum

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

A man with a drum.

"Well, tell him to beat it!"

Snow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

Friend

Friend: Knock, knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Short.

Me: Short who?

Friend: Short you!

Me: 🙁

Friend: 🤣

Soldier

*Ring Ring!*

Who’s there?

Soldier!

Soldier who?

You’ve soldier house! Congrats!

waHt

Owl

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

You sound like an owl.

Police

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Knock

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up?

She had no friends.

Knock Knock (Who's there?)

Not Sally...

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  • Susie

    Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

    Swing

    Sally fell off the swing.

    Sally has no arms.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.

    Bill Cosby

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Bill Cosby.

    Bill Cosby who?

    Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

    Knock

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!