Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."