Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!