Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: đ
Friend: đ¤Ł
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
*Ring Ring!*
Whoâs there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
Youâve soldier house! Congrats!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didnât have any arms.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Not Susie.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, Iâll come back when youâre sleeping.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!