Knock-knock jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!