Knock-knock jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.