Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"