Knock knock. Who’s there. Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh----MOOOO

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who’s there?) Not Susie

Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who’s there? The Priest… Lets go to my office, because I’m totally not a pedophile.

“Knock Knock”

“Who’s there?”


“John who?”

John broke down into tears as his Mother’s Alzheimer’s had gotten progressively worse.

Knock knock, who’s there? stranger, stranger who? stranger why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay persons house! knock knock (whos there) the chicken

knock knock who’s there orphan orphan who are you my mommy

A person went to tell a joke: Knock knock! Who’s there? I don’t remember! (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now) I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

Knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange you coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who’s there? The chicken

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Steve who?”

Steve cries, aware that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s have reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doctor Doctor Who?

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ieatmop. I eatmopwho? Eww, you eat your poo?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Abajo who?

I have abajo of water with me.

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the douchbags house.

Knock knock (It’s the octopus)

Why did the chicken cross the road.

to get to the retards house.

knock knock who’s there

the chicken…

Knock knock . Whos there. Bad joke

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend. Knock Knock Who’s there? The chicken

Knock Knock Whos there? Dyslexic Dyslexic who? You.