Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.