What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle
How do you know when a rapper's been in the KITCHEN?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
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