Kinda jokes
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
That's kinda sus, you know?
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.