Kinda jokes

What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi

Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

A man and a child walk into a forest.

The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

Communism is actually kinda tight.

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.

"That plane lookin kinda low."

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."