Killer jokes
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.