New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
At night I became a mattress murderer
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
