President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.” “Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!” “No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted
The man was Indian he moved to England because he wanted to learn so got a job at the store he learned how to say register then he was a business man he learned how to say 59887 then returant so he learned how to say fork and knifes so a man came with a knife the cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him he said him he pointed to the Indian man the cop asked what did you use he said register cop asked for ID 59887the cop asked anything on you forks and knife he said me me me
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
if you kill a killer the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.
Hellen Keller more like hell n killer
We’re does the killer wale go to get its teeth don.
The orca Don test
